User: "Can I use that?"

Windows be like: "Yeah sure dude, just let me check with the boss real quick...yep you're good."

Linux: "Sure brrrrooo. While your back there can you like bring me a beer or something? Oh and feel free to take a 20 from my wallet. Thanks!"

MacOS: "NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! Wait, who even are you? I demand to see some identification at once. Send me your ID with selfie with your Mac. Wait, that's not good enough. I also need to check your vitals, get a hair and DNA test, check your pee, and you then need to submit to a fingerprint and retinal scan before you can proceed!" *true story